Much like me, this blog is currently a work in progress.

Unlike me, it’s now covered in glitter… I’m so envious of my blog.

Nothing looks quite right yet but it’s getting there. It was totally time for a makeover, a splash of color, and a shit ton of glitter. Always the glitter. Because I’m not an adult.

Adulting is overrated. Like, totally overrated. And I should know. I do it everyday.

P.S. I maybe, definitely, super look like a creepy Stepford Wife in this photo. I just need pearls.

But, like, who doesn’t need pearls?