I’d like to say that it’s been a really hard few weeks and plead my case for why I’ve been so off but really, there is none. Motivation has been hard, everything else has been easy. I’ve got nothing.

Interestingly, I’ve felt much busier now that I’m not working than I ever did when I was employed. I’m trying to get a lot done that isn’t work related and so I’ve been out and about a good deal. It’s been nice.

On the other hand, the lack of schedule has … Read More

So, I’ve changed things up a little bit. A long time ago I took measurement every week. I was losing weight fast enough that there was a difference from week to week. As I started to slow my rate of loss, I didn’t see that week to week change and just plain got really tired of taking measurements. Then I started slacking off and not really losing weight at all so I flaked on it altogether. I’ve now started taking monthly measurements because it affords me the satisfaction of seeing … Read More

Don’t slap it. If you do, I’ll bitch slap you back, not on the ass.

The only exceptions to this include my BFFs because that’s just totally fair game. Though, if you slap one side you also have to slap the other so it doesn’t get jealous. After all, you don’t want the right cheek to get a complex, do you?

Oh, the other exception is that certain someone. I tried to fight it but he kind of shows affection like a six year old boy teasing girls at recess. … Read More